Playtesting one episode resulted in over twenty drinks (please note, that’s one individual sip) , so choose your beverage carefully. Don’t blame me for any episodes of misadventure, legal drinking age in your jurisdiction, all that jazz.
Richard
- Says “pocket full of cash”: one drink
- Says “do what I do best”: one drink
- Says “Gas Monkey style”: one drink
- Says “Can’t get there”: one drink (two drinks if someone else says it)
- Says “interweb”: one drink
- Rubs his hair: one drink
- Consumes part of an adult beverage: one drink (three drinks if he seems like he’s been consuming (nudge, nudge))
- Takes a bath at auction: two drinks
- Wins big at an auction: finish your beverage
Aaron
- strokes his beard: one drink per incident (not per stroke)
- insults Richard
- season one: one drink
- after season one: three drinks
- asks if a car starts: one drink
- finds a problem (yes, every time): one drink
- drops car wisdom: two drinks
- you realize he should have asked if the car starts: finish your beverage
Sue
- makes fun of Gas Monkey’s name: one drink (two drinks if she says “Ass Monkey”)
- physically assaults someone: one drink
Tom
- says something crazy: one drink
- says something sensible: finish the beverage
Casey
- dances: one drink
Buyer (other than Richard)
- suspiciously has the purchase amount in cash: two drinks
Seller:
- says they didn’t finish a car project: one drink (two drinks if they say it sadly)
- invokes angry wife: one drink
Any
- bleeping: one drink per discrete bleep
- other mechanic says two sentences in a row (interrupting Richard counts, narration doesn’t): one drink
- girl other than Sue speaks: one drink
- Texas Tall Tale Tourette’s: (Keagle, genuine Saskatchewan seal skin bindings): one drink
- someone complains about the cold: one drink
- genitalia references: one drink
- shots of a clock: one drink
- refusal to count money: one drink