Archive for May, 2014

Since high-fiving strangers in traffic is at best weird

May 13th, 2014 No comments

Yesterday while driving to watch the Blazer game I ended up behind a Franz Bread triple trailer. When we got to the bakery it had to make a laborious right turn. As a person considerate to strangers and a friend of several truckers I know to hang way the fuck back and to make sure I’m not in the driver’s blind spot.

So did the bicycle rider in the bike lane next to me!!!

She had stopped right about at my passenger window and I was so pleased to see a pedaler who’s not an asshole it took a lot of willpower to not run around the car to high five her. Like I said in the title, weird, and probably condescending.


Four plaid shirts aren’t enough?

May 8th, 2014 No comments

I’ve been watching all the Blazer games at my boys’ bar The High Dive. Getting ready for my day I grab a shirt to change into from my work uniform and I realize I’ve worn that same plaid shirt to a few of the games. So I grab, my other plaid shirt instead.

My wardrobe is hella small. I sweat too much for cotton but wicky tees are all solid colors and I do NOT have the body for that. Get with it, funny printed t-shirt makers! I’m looking at you,!!!

And NO I’m not wearing fscking polos.