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Lawns are dumb

May 30th, 2010

Winter sun and heavy spring rains made Wooga lawn go apeshit. I’m taking ambush concealing, Charlie’s in the bush type growth. Since I’ll be effectively living here in a few weeks I decided to pull some of my weight and take care of the grass. Not mowing, oh hell no. I don’t mow. At Chez Wooga, it’s the weed whacker that takes care of bidness.

Now, after several Zyrtecs, a nap and wondering if my sneakers are ever going to be not green again, I say:

Fuck lawns, yo.

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