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Made sweet love to your momma…

August 5th, 2007

Let me apologize first and then let me try to explain
I don’t even know what’s going on in my brain these days
In some ways I guess it pays to work days
Stop in the wrong place at the wrong time in a drunken haze
No excuses I made love to her all night long
For those abuses I’m sorry now and I was wrong
Come on how long you gonna hold this over my head
Didn’t even know you knew her when we went to bed
I went to her place saw a picture of your face in a lovely little lacy heart shaped frame on the book case
Whoops my bad I don’t know what I was thinking
But she was drunk on love
And I was drunk on drinking

Made sweet love to your mama (Ain’t nothin to be proud of)
And it wasn’t fun at all (Nastay)
Nasty wrinkly love
Made sweet love to your mama (Ain’t nothing to be proud of)
But I’d do it again and again and again (Nastay)
Nasty wrinkly love

And with due respect better believe I wasn’t the first one there
Your mom comes prepared she’s got a change belt on her underwear
And I ain’t sayin’ that she’s ugly but she pug fugly (fugly ugly?) ugly (fugly ugly!)
I ain’t kiddin’ she’s lookin’ like a shaved bear
Just do her biddin’ and played it to get out of there (Why’d you do it, Dr?)
I don’t know I don’t care I guess I climbed a mountain ‘cuz your mama was there
I shoulda used my head when I had to put a quarter in the turnstile on the way to her bed
Whoops my bad how’m I supposed to know
That chick was your mom and your mom was a ho

Made sweet love to your mama (Ain’t nothin to be proud of)
And it wasn’t fun at all (Nastay)
Nasty wrinkly love
Made sweet love to your mama (Ain’t nothing to be proud of)
But I’d do it again and again and again (Nastay)
Nasty wrinkly love

In closing I’d like to apologize once again
On behalf of myself and for all the other men
I hope our friendship is out of the picture
Just because I made your mom five dollars richer
I see you’re mad so I won’t see her ever again
And I’d be glad to pass the message on to other men
It won’t do no good because I hear your mom is very popular around the neighborhood
And if you don’t like this lesson
Go right the fuck home and tell your mom to keep her dress on
I wasn’t the first up next is my brother
(Ding dong it’s my turn)
Sweet lovin’ from your mother

Made sweet love to your mama (Ain’t nothin to be proud of)
And it wasn’t fun at all (Nastay)
Nasty wrinkly love
Made sweet love to your mama (Ain’t nothing to be proud of)
But I’d do it again and again and again (Nastay)
Nasty wrinkly love

What makes this song super funny is the two front men of Dr Theopolis are brothers. Oh, the subtext.

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