In my almost completed first week of this new job I have:
A: heard what I only knew as buzzwords used in a competent, earnest fashion.
B: watched a PowerPoint about company values that didn’t make me want to scratch my eyes out.
C. was told I didn’t need to eat lunch at my desk because missing customer calls wasn’t the end of the world.
Oh, D: WAS WILLING TO EAT LUNCH AT MY FUCKING DESK.
C’mon, no work place can really function like this. What’s the catch?