Oh, darn, originally uploaded by JW Doom.

"Sorry, dear, I forgot I packed my M-4! It just comes in so handy."

"Oh, what WILL we do now??"

Actually I do understand the impulse for sign inclusivity. Still think it’s funny.

Hell hath no fury like a kitty scorned?, originally uploaded by JW Doom.

Next week we’ll find out how this twerp avenges itself after being abandoned for days on end. I pity the cat sitters.

GPOYW: Krav hair, originally uploaded by JW Doom.

I only use the finest hate sweat for my styles.

I knew that when the lazy assholes from ILWU stormed the Port of Longview they were trying to fuck “fellow” union workers, but now I find out the union they’re trying to screw is MY union. My local, even.

Hey, ILWU fuckers, instead of living down to every union stereotype, why don’t you try DOING YOUR JOBS. It’s called organized LABOR for a reason. Otherwise IUOE will be happy to take over your shit. Running cranes is one of the things we do. Just like scaring security guards and getting paid to stay home is what you all do best.

PPE…, originally uploaded by JW Doom.

… it works, bitches! That’s from a tiny fresh air vent in a small restroom that has NEVER BEEN CLEANED.

GPOYW: So weak, originally uploaded by JW Doom.

Breakfast burrito. Maybe morning workouts aren’t such a good idea after all.

GPOYW: Half done, originally uploaded by JW Doom.

Split shift part one over, waiting for bus home.

GPOYW: Oopsie, originally uploaded by JW Doom.

Never let your clumsy boss demonstrate a self defense technique. I think this was from his watch.

GPOYW: My sweaty brow, originally uploaded by JW Doom.

News flash: Summer is bullshit.