Not as good an idea as it sounded. It’s not bad, but the vanilla ice cream flavor is close enough to the Mr Pibb (Pibb Xtra to be exact) that it’s a cup of nothing, really. Or maybe the flavors are opposite, the way a base and an acid of the same strengths make water. [...]

Yet another wonder from tvtropes.org. I quote (without link, for a certain someone who can’t read underlined text, apparently). “Deciding the wait for the woman’s bathroom is too long, Louise slips into the men’s room in hopes of relieving herself quickly. There she is assailed by the stench of the men’s room and the sight [...]

Suddenly, ROBERT PATTINSON enters. The paleness of him and his family members reach blinding levels while the squeals in the movie theater reach deafening levels. KRISTEN STEWART Who’s the albino Wolverine? Thank you, TV Tropes for linking me to that. Bless you, sirs. Bless you.

Uncomfortable plot summaries. The above is from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. There’s a ton more here, I’ll quote a just a few from my favorite movies. BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA: Redneck trucker kills Chinese immigrants. DIE HARD: Dysfunctional cop saves marriage by murdering foreign national. SERENITY: Men fight for possession of scantily [...]

What I love about cracked.com is it’s funny, but smart. They don’t need to make shit up to make you laugh (look up the list of laws that don’t work for a prime example). On a related note, what I love about English is how we shamelessly jack words from weaker, dumber languages. What are [...]