March 11th, 2010
It’s about the process, and other excuses
Handing the right thing to someone right when they need it is an underrated skill. I’m a natural born apprentice, except I don’t want to learn anything or ever have responsibility for, y’know, doing stuff. Results? Hey, the ladder’s right where you need it. What else do you want? Accomplishments are hard and stuff. So where can I find the handing things to people job? As long as it’s not restroom attendant. I don’t wanna be that dude at Starz.


You do that!
That’s what you do around the house. Everything is always exactly where I want it to be, exactly the way I want it to be (except cabinet doors ;)) without me having to explicitly ask. It’s pretty awesome.
You could be one of those nurses that hand scalpels to Doctors? Do you need training for that? ;)
You hand your card/cash to bartenders/waitstaff a lot…