Suddenly, ROBERT PATTINSON enters. The paleness of him and his family members reach blinding levels while the squeals in the movie theater reach deafening levels.
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Thank you, TV Tropes for linking me to that. Bless you, sirs. Bless you.
My instinctual hatred of this movie sight unseen is now explained. I cannot believe the friends of mine who like this shit. It’s not even the kind of bad that be campy fun.
And that dude is not hot. He looks like a fish.
I was FORCED to watch this movie. It reeked.
dude- that was great. I loved the abridged version:) thx!